To Mac or not to Mac

Me: between you and my friend dan and my uncle bill, i have a force of mac users hunting me down
Alex: yes. if you buy a PC I am no longer your friend. artists can't have PC's
Alex: you just lose mad cool points then
me: hahahah
me: plus dan said he would make out with me if i buy a mac
Alex: I'll do one better
me: well then i have no choice
Alex: just not at the same time