Um, when can I start?

From Craigslist Jobs NYC:

Responsibilities include but are not limited to:

- Misc information gathering and presentation
- Answering phones in a professional manner
- Internet Research
- Ordering supplies
- Overall upkeep of office
- Personal assistance tasks for the company President including
errands, travel arrangements, subscription management, maintaining
appointments bill paying

Some work in the Hamptons will be required.