Use an effin Tissue

I just got off the phone with Comcast (funny...I haven't had cable for 3 months, yet I still owe them money? God I love getting screwed), and the guy on the other end of the phone was breathing very heavily and snottily. Snottily- not a word. The point is, I could hear all the mucus in his nose and he had a nose whistle. That's nasty. Blow that shit before breathing into the receiver. Seriously.