Oy vey

I had lunch at Helen's Garden today with my boss, office staff, and another prestigious, wealthy man. Upon learning that I am a classical singer, the man suggested that I get a job singing in the professional choir at his synagogue. I told him I wish that I could get a job at his temple- the high holy days are a great money maker! But, unfortunately, most synagogues in this area don't hire Gentile singers. He said, "Well then just change your name to Hilary Goldberg!"