I spoke too soon

A "friend", we'll call him, just emailed me the following, saying "Why go to the opera when I have THIS in store for you":


Make your Valentine’s day STEAMY! Take your Valentine to White Castle on
Wednesday, February 14 between 5 and 8 p.m. and enjoy hostess seating,
candlelit dining and your own server. Reservations are required, so check the
list below for participating Castles near you!

Special this year, you can also treat your honey to a romantic White Castle
dinner in your home! Cupid’s Crave Kits include eight cheeseburgers, one sack
of fries, two regular soft drinks, coupons and keepsake items to heat up your
homespun romance. Now, ain’t that sweet?