Buckcherry? Seriously?
Bucket had to work what was, apparently, the worst rock show in all of Webster Hall History last night: Buckcherry.
Now, I've never actually heard a song by Buckcherry because I think the name itself is one of the douche-i-est band names of all times. Here's what Bucket has to say about his experience last night:
Bucket: if i had the option of slicing my balls off and being forced to watch as a bum ate them with mustard or ever listen to this band again. I'd choose balless death.
they had about 15 different shirts
in a thousand different sizes
me: HAHA
Bucket: and i had to count them all
let alone the 3 different size "crazy bitch" PANTIES
and the 5 different sized "CRAZY BITCH" briefs
me: i HOPE you got me a pair
me: or 6
Bucket: and they all were these jersey fools with sleeveless t-shirts or giant fake titties
they sang this one song
"crazy bitch"
it was beyond terrible
i wanted to die when they played this
more than i've ever wanted anything before in my life
i just had to watch the complete spectacle
Now, I've never actually heard a song by Buckcherry because I think the name itself is one of the douche-i-est band names of all times. Here's what Bucket has to say about his experience last night:
Bucket: if i had the option of slicing my balls off and being forced to watch as a bum ate them with mustard or ever listen to this band again. I'd choose balless death.
they had about 15 different shirts
in a thousand different sizes
me: HAHA
Bucket: and i had to count them all
let alone the 3 different size "crazy bitch" PANTIES
and the 5 different sized "CRAZY BITCH" briefs
me: i HOPE you got me a pair
me: or 6
Bucket: and they all were these jersey fools with sleeveless t-shirts or giant fake titties
they sang this one song
"crazy bitch"
it was beyond terrible
i wanted to die when they played this
more than i've ever wanted anything before in my life
i just had to watch the complete spectacle
posted by Hilary at
6:59 AM
2 Comments:
hilary, don't act like you don't sleep every night in your buckcherry girl-shirt and PANTIES.
By
Robert, at 11:01 AM
i remember my friend had to sell the merch for the wu tang clan. there was a discrepency with how much they wanted to give sonar and how much sonar should have gotten. but clearly, no one wanted to argue with the wu tang.
By
Ratface, at 2:54 PM
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