L-A-M-E
We all know these people:
The ‘24-hour-seven-day-a-week’ couple
People in this type couple of bleed insecurity as they try to become one like "Voltron" from the moment they meet. They will sleep, eat and spend every waking second with each other. They rarely leave the house alone and one is seldom seen eating without the other. They take trips together and never attend social events alone. They will forget about friendships and responsibilities and speak to each other in unintelligible baby talk. These couples should die a gruesome death, but somehow they never do. Typically they marry, move out of state and become religious fanatics that are no longer a part of your life, aside from the annual call inquiring to see if you had found the Lord. If you are currently in one of these relationships and you are reading this, fuck you!
-The Phat Phree
The ‘24-hour-seven-day-a-week’ couple
People in this type couple of bleed insecurity as they try to become one like "Voltron" from the moment they meet. They will sleep, eat and spend every waking second with each other. They rarely leave the house alone and one is seldom seen eating without the other. They take trips together and never attend social events alone. They will forget about friendships and responsibilities and speak to each other in unintelligible baby talk. These couples should die a gruesome death, but somehow they never do. Typically they marry, move out of state and become religious fanatics that are no longer a part of your life, aside from the annual call inquiring to see if you had found the Lord. If you are currently in one of these relationships and you are reading this, fuck you!
-The Phat Phree
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