O What a Beautiful Mornin

I'm convinced that nearly everyone with whom I come in contact in the morning is out to get me. Of course, this is ridiculous and not true...but I'm still convinced there is some massive memo that has circulated Baltimore city stating,
"Dear people on Hilary's commute to work- drive like assholes, cross the street without looking, double park when there are 10 open spaces around you, talk on your cell phone instead of watching the road, and don't hold the door for her when exiting the parking garage. Thank you. Sincerely, Life."