Playboy Pool Party

Tonight, the gays, Ashley, and I are headed to Philadelphia for a grotto-style Hephner pool-side bash. Robert and Michael are wearing speedos, and I will be sporting heels and a chiffon wrap. It should be fun for all. Our dear friend Frank, the host of this evening's debauchery, included the following blurb in his directions. I can't wait to see who is in attendance- I hear the Duke of Earl is to make an appearance!

Everyone misses this turn.  So, after you pass the shopping center, then the first road (Griffith) and start to go around a little bend, common sense should kick in and you should slow down.  Directly across from Mill Road on the right is a fairly new and definitely ugly Lutheran Church.  (You might want to stop in for a visit.)  Make a LEFT onto Mill Road.
****** Just because the houses on the early part of the street are 'quaint' does not mean our neighbors are white trash.  We only hear the screams of domestic violence occasionally.