I Swear I'm not an Idiot

Dan: peanut butter granola bar mmmm
Me: yum anything peanut butter. i would probably eat pb on cardborad
err..cardboard
Dan: yes... i've done that
it sucks
Me: hahhaha you have not
Dan: no dumbass
it was a joke
Me: hahahahah
i believed you
hahaha
then i was like
why wouldn't he just eat the pb alone?
Dan:haha
hahahahaaha
Me: lord