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Is it wrong that I was totally cruising a guy this morning in church? I was a ringer this AM at Tom's church in Bethesda (we had the week off at St. David's), and I couldn't stop staring at this man in the front pew. He was with a couple whose baby was being baptized, very cute infant btw, and he looked like he'd rather be any place than in church at 10:30 AM on a Sunday morning. Rough night, perhaps?
In any case, he was attractive. I said to Tom during communion, "wow..check out the hotness with the baptism". He said, "Yeah I know! Didn't I tell you? In addition to your check for today, you also get a boyfriend!" Sigh. If only that were true.